Oh! The video from the car's dashcam was on Facebook today... seems like it was a garage doing an MOT taking it out to test the brakes (4WD so couldn't do it in the garage apparently) :D
Saw the driver of this car exit his vehicle, proceed to take a colossal dump in my garden and then wipe his arse with the leaves! This bugger then looks at me through the window, strolls off back to their car and floors it away, leaving their monstrous turd behind on my lawn!
Van driver tries to park on my bumper for miles because he does not like being overtaken, passenger lobbed hex nuts, then attempted hijacking my vehicle- they abandoned when they saw the dashcam. Police refused to look at company owned van based in Maidstone.
Look at that skank eyeing up his loot. Slag.