That's just taking the piss. You're not big, you're note clever. What emergency did you face in order to park like that? Come on..tell us the reason, or was it a case you're just a lowlife cunt?
'Man charged with dangerous driving after 'car was driven at cyclists'
Monday 20 August 2018 21:54.
'A man has been charged with a series of driving offences after a car was allegedly driven at a group of cyclists in south London.
Shane Seymour, 25, was charged with five counts of dangerous driving, two counts of theft of a motor vehicle, five counts of driving while disqualified and vehicle interference.
He was arrested on Sunday, the Metropolitan Police said.
The incident is said to have taken place on August 1 near Clapham North station.
A black Audi A3 is alleged to have been driven at a group of cyclists.
Seymour, who was also charged with two separate counts of burglary, will appear at Camberwell Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday.'
Mr Big Dick is a fitting name for this cuck in an Audi.