Driver has anger management problem. Was affronted that car was parked too close behind (necessary to ensure rear of medium-sized saloon did not overhang parking bay). Vehicles not touching. GL07 LOU occupied front parking bay so able to drive off in a forward direction unhindered. Touchy that car behind was 'too' close and turned into an abusive child. Presumably BMWs require other cars to maintain social distancing, in much the same way as most of us do when it comes to their owners.
Daft ginger cunt can't drive for toffee. Swerving between lanes, then jumps in front and brake checks, then speeds off again nearly hitting a child.
What did that actually get you? Another 2 seconds off your journey?
Do they have the highway code in pikey land?
You're lucky you were tucked safely away in your mum's silver 1 series or I'd have laid you the fuck out.
GREAT FUCKING JOB. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. PERFECT PARKING MATE. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU SEE A WHEELCHAIR PAINTED ON THE TARMAC?? THAT’S RIGHT, YOU PARKED IN THE WRONG FUCKING PLACE TOO. YOU CANT SEE, YOU CANT DRIVE, AND YOU DONT OWN A BLUE BADGE EITHER. YOU ARE A BRAINLESS USELESS PATHETIC MORONIC CUNT AND THE LEAST YOU DESERVE IS A DRIVERS LICENSE. YOU PARKED OVER TWO FUCKING PARKING SPOTS AT ONCE YOU FUCKING WANKER. AND GUESS WHAT? YOUR GT STYLING LOGO IS SHIT BUT YOU CANT SEE THAT CAN YOU? YOU CANT SEE ANYTHING! NOT EVEN WHITE ON FUCKING DARK GREY! YOU’RE FUCKING COLOUR BLIND. IVE NEVER EVER SEEN SOMEBODY WHO CANT TELL WHITE FROM DARK GREY BUT IT’S GOT TO BE YOU YOU PRICK. I FUCKING HATE YOU AND SO DOES ALL MY SPON END MANDEM. I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU NEAR ALVIS RETAIL OR ANYWHERE IN COVENTRY EVER AGAIN OR I’M SMASHING YOUR MIRRORS IN AND PISSING ON YOUR FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. I’LL PISS ON YOUR FUCKING WIFE. PARK PROPERLY NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING PRICK.
The charity clothes box at Aldi is not a litter bin, have some decency.