GR05 SXDpacx and the FLOURY BOLLOCKS2020-11-28 17:51:20
Car - Black Jaguar F Pace
Absolute wanker.
I was driving to my daughter's school to pick her up and while driving I saw this black toyota supra pull up next to my car and tried to get me to have a street race. (I drive a Mercedes C63 AMG 2013) . He kept driving next to me and screaming at me with his windows down. I decided to roll my windows down and see what he wants. He kept screaming at repeating the same phrase ''RACE NOW OR FLOURY BOLLOCKS'' and I am still struggling to understand what he meant to say.
After around 10 minutes I decided to race him, because I thought that if I do he would fuck off. I obviously smoked his ass. I don't know why people with 30 year old sport cars still think they're fast. I slowed down and started driving normally, but he caught up to me and tried to throw a kebab at my car. Thankfully he missed.
That's my experience. Please don't let people like this guy on the roads.
This man is a danger to all drivers on the road. He was towing his portable kebab van behind his Indian made Jaguar when he cut across 2 lanes forcing me off the road and into a tree, the escort named Coral I had hired was serverly injured and needed to go to hospital.
To top all this off he came back around again after and screamed "I'm the Turk" and "Taste my vengance" out of his window. The kebab van he was towing was called Cocksal's Kebabs I left a 1 star review and suggest any drivers to leave one too.
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GR05 SXDBarbecue chicken with rice2020-11-28 17:39:00
What a strange man, saw him against today standing in front of a school entrance. It was a little strange but I assumed that he was waiting for his child or something, until I noticed he was not wearing pants and was in fact attempting to dip his balls in flour. The school let the children out which is when he chased them around shouting "IM THE TURK, TASTE MY FLOURY BALLS, IM THE TURK IM THE TURK!" I was scared for those poor children, fortunately he saw a stray kebab laying on the ground at his car and went to go eat it instead of the kids.
Saw this twiggy turk with the slazenger logo on the side of his car wanking in the back seat in the lidl car park. When i approached him and said what the fuck do you think u r doing he said taste vengeance and seemed to pull out a handful of faeces out of his arse and through it at me. This cunt needs to have his license removed.
This man is a danger to all drivers on the road. He was towing his portable kebab van behind his Indian made Jaguar when he cut across 2 lanes forcing me off the road and into a tree, the escort named Coral I had hired was serverly injured and needed to go to hospital.
To top all this off he came back around again after and screamed "I'm the Turk" and "Taste my vengance" out of his window. The kebab van he was towing was called Cocksal's Kebabs I left a 1 star review and suggest any drivers to leave one too.
Was getting back from Tescos the other day. On my way home this guy pulled up next to me and started screaming "I know gross gore talks a lot of shit, I know I talk a lot of shit, but You do not under any circumstances as a fucking female pretend to go to a fucking hospital to avoid a date you little cunt, just say you're fucking not interested you dumb fucking fat cunt. Simple as that". He then threw a kebab at me and drove off. Proper cunt.
Hi, I am the drivers mother. he tried to tow my caravan while I was naked washing my feet inside. He was speeding away and luckily I have big feet and managed to kick the tow connection and it broke off. I was saved but he drove off screaming "next time you wont be so lucky, your feet are mine" He should not be allowed to Drive.
Saw him in the Tesco car park running around with flour on his bollocks, before taking off in his car & yelling" TASTE VENGEANCE 777777777777777777777777777777777777777". Bit of a weirdo, to be honest!
Reckless driving. Saw him get on his car after a night of heavy drinking as he took off with a female of size 12 feet. After some digging I found that this fellow enjoys sleeping with 16 year old girls despite being 28. Needs to start acting his age.
I saw the driver of this car stood in Lidl carpark emptying a bag of flour into his skinny jeans. He then started dancing and shouting YEP FLOURY BOLLOCKS, YEP FLOURY BOLLOCKS over and over again until he finally got into his shit automatic and sped off. During all of this his watch came loose and fell off of his wrist. After inspecting the watch it appears to be a very cheap fake knock off so i don't think i will bother trying to return it to him.
Car - Black Jaguar F Pace
Absolute wanker.
I was driving to my daughter's school to pick her up and while driving I saw this black toyota supra pull up next to my car and tried to get me to have a street race. (I drive a Mercedes C63 AMG 2013) . He kept driving next to me and screaming at me with his windows down. I decided to roll my windows down and see what he wants. He kept screaming at repeating the same phrase ''RACE NOW OR FLOURY BOLLOCKS'' and I am still struggling to understand what he meant to say.
After around 10 minutes I decided to race him, because I thought that if I do he would fuck off. I obviously smoked his ass. I don't know why people with 30 year old sport cars still think they're fast. I slowed down and started driving normally, but he caught up to me and tried to throw a kebab at my car. Thankfully he missed.
That's my experience. Please don't let people like this guy on the roads.