I was sitting at an intersection waiting for the light to turn green when this black car pulls up next to me. The driver proceeded to wind down his window and throw handfuls of feces at me while screaming "I'M THE TURK".
I had the very unfortunate expensive of stopping next to this guy at the red light last week.
He pulled up slowly in his automatic supra which immediately made me turn to my right in pure shock (because its not a manual) and all i saw was a turk holding a cigarette in his mouth (unlit btw) while, wearing a fake gold Tommy jeans watch. He then look at me and shouted "I'm gross gore the Newcastle Newborn Knicker". Me and my wife was present in the vehicle, we also had our 5month child in the back. It was terrifying. Had such an awful experience with this driver. Needs off the road asap.
Sadly i met the owner of this car in Canterbury. Me and my friend were having the time of our life in the local club Chemistry.. Our night was ruined when all the sudden this guy hurls a cup with lightspeed.. hits my friend in the face and chips his tooth.. before the security can tackle and restrain him, this hooligan runs out the club yelling ''I'm the Turk, I'm the Turk, Taste vengeance!!'' He was last seen speeding away from scene in a car with that exact registeration plate!!
Nearly hit my car when he sped reversed, shout "I'm not mucking around bruv, I am a WOLF!" Dunno what he was on about but he reeked of kebab and booze. His mate told him to pack it in. Dangerous looney tune driver.
Caught the driver of this car walking around Aldi carpark putting menus for a kebab shop on people's Windscreens. When questioned he proceeded to launch abuse at me and call me 'Mush' whilst doing this really strange dance? He had really squeaky shows and extraordinarily tight jeans on which i believe may have been causing him some severe discomfort
Sped mask me and stole my milk, I'm an old lady. very rude man