You drive like you were adopted
Indicators? Never heard of them
Tailgating other drivers? Check
Cutting in front of other cars and buses last minute then brake checking them? Check
Get a grip, you need to retake your test
Driver was too excited for a Toby Carvery breakfast they couldn't be arsed to park properly. Should have stayed at home and taxed their vehicle instead.
Clarkson's Maserati Merak from the Cheap Supercars challenge