There I was, going about my lawful business doing 53.7 mph in the middle lane of the M11 in my beautiful Peugeot 407 1.6 diesel, and I see an erraticly driving Audi A1 approach at speed, as he drives past he throws a used prophylactic sheath through my window and speeds off!
I was behind this young man on the A127 just before you turn off for Dunton & he stopped dead in the left hand lane blocking the exit, got out and proceeded to urinate all over my car, which I had just had cleaned mind.
What's worse is my 4 year old daughter was in the car and he did not break eye contact with her once throughout the ordeal.
Had a close call at a round about near kirriemuir... the driver in the Mercedes pulled out too late and nearly hit me but luckily I managed to brake in time.
You need to report this to the police as it's an offence to drive down the hard shoulder for obvious reasons.