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This kunt, cut me up on the m9 must of been in a rush to make it to the local skwl, Making sure he didn't hit rush hour to get to his homeland in the cheeky city of nandos.
He pulled me over saying he was cold as he lost his Tshirt and his A/C unit wasn't working in his top quality car
10 seconds later his mate Ronnie Pickering showed up and they both stole my tshirt and windscreen wipers
Horrified for life