We caught the woman again getting out her car and crossing the road to take her dog a walk in our garden round the washing - said she didn’t know it was private garden ( obvious it is when you’re in someone’s garden )
Passed me by very closely at 88mph causing me to go back in time to 1955.
Reported to the police (the police love me they do cos I provide them with valuable over the phone information).
MR POTATO HEAD