Female in Asda petrol station asking where to put unleaded nozzle into her electric Citroen, we told her the filler is in the boot, left her looking in the boot 🫪
Threw a used tampon out the window, it hit me in the face, the taste of fanny blood was disgusting but quite tantalizing actually. A wet wipe in my handbag was a lifesaver
drives around the thornbury area of bradford at 60mph not stopping at junctions and hurling abuse at those he nearly kills. Grade A c0k in an audi.