I work security at Southampton Docks and caught the driver of this car having sex in the back (broad daylight). I wouldn't have noticed them as the car was off but the girl or guy he was doing the deed with was treating the sex as some sort of vocal performance art.
When I tapped on the window to tell them to fuck off he jumped up completely naked, turned the car on, and spun the wheels before making off down towards Ocean Village at excess of 80mph. I am fairly certain this reg was previously on a white Mercades of some sort which I also caught doing the same thing about 8 months ago.
What tells you to leave your bike on for an hour and wake everyone up on Sunday morning? Some bike drivers should pass mental chek as well as driving exam.
What a nice, patient woman!