This poor man has obviously masturbated himself far too much recently as he had to cool his weakened wrist off by waving it out his window this morning.
At the beginning of roadworks, where the few people who actually understand the highway code know that drivers should merge in turn, this manic masturbaror decided to force his way in underneath a lorry. He almost was underneath a lorry too. It would have been his own fault. And might of stopped him from masturbating so regularly.
Masturbate away my friend. Maybe one day you'll realise those hairs on your ball sack are there to let you know it's time to grow up and not just somewhere to wipe the spunk before airing your limp wrist out the car window.
Complete bell end. Sped up to us so his front bumper was almost in our boot, swerved to undertake us then pull in front of us to immediately indicate right. All in the space of 20 seconds.
Cat killing bastard, threw kittens out the car on Bypass