LS65 GWJMr Q - The Road Warriro2017-08-24 14:29:53
OII! THE THE FLIP OFF MY SITE YOU SCUMHOLES!!! This nig my beloved site and you - HOOLIGANS - are ruining it. There is no need. I'm REALLY getting ANNOYED RIGHT NOW!!!!! Grrrrrr Ruff Ruff Bark Bark Roar "Raptor Squeek" Grrr MEOW ROUFGHGH
You hear that? THATS MY PET RAPTOR HAWKEYE AND HE IS HUNGRY AND LEVEL 100 SO YOU ARE ALL - FRIGGED ! HAHAH
Jesus Christ superstar came from heaven on a Yamaha he did a skid killed a kid and paralysed his balls on a dust bin lid he said when I'm dead bury me and hang my balls on a cherry tree when it's ripe take a bite but don't tell me you've got rabies
I have seen this car on several occasions outside schools, the driver has approached boys as young as 8, if you see this car please be blessed and hurt it or it's driver. I'll certainly chip in as although I'd love to, I probably can't make it myself.
This guy rearranged the letters on the front of his car to read βRandy Loverβ, when I asked him why heβs done that, he said itβs mainly because his wife stuck a cucumber in herself and took photos to upload to OneDrive.
This driver made me feel very uneasy when next to him at a red light. I asked for directions and he simply replied "Hello rato", after giving a confused look I was screamed at with the phrases "Dye it pink" and "Put it in rice"???? He then stalled when the lights turned green. Definition of a side salad.
Offered to take me home one night after a few alchoholic beverages down the local pub. Was halfway home when he ripped out a tenderloin steak from the glovebox and told me to massage it so it was tender to cook. Anyways I obliged with this request. A few minutes later he pulled out a small child from the glovebox and again told me to tenderise the meat. I AM NOT TOUCHING A CHILD THIS MAN NEEDS MEDICAL HELP !!
Let's hope he gets the worst driver award for next month