This guy rearranged the letters on the front of his car to read ‘Randy Lover’, when I asked him why he’s done that, he said it’s mainly because his wife stuck a cucumber in herself and took photos to upload to OneDrive.
This driver made me feel very uneasy when next to him at a red light. I asked for directions and he simply replied "Hello rato", after giving a confused look I was screamed at with the phrases "Dye it pink" and "Put it in rice"???? He then stalled when the lights turned green. Definition of a side salad.
cute! 😘 Aww!!! Did you think this was a personal trip?! 🏖 Adorable! 😊 Do you think the US 🗽 govt paid for our honeymooon or personal travel?! Lololol. Have you given more to the economy than me and my husband 👫? 🤵 Either as an individual earner in taxes 💰 OR in self sacrifice ✝️ to your country? 🗽 I'm pretty sure we 👫 paid 🤑 more taxes 💰 toward our day 🌞 “trip” 🏖 than you did. Pretty sure the amount we sacrifice ✝️ per year is a lot more than you'd be willing to sacrifice ✝️ if the choice was yours. 💪🏻😘 You're adorably out of touch. 😍 Thanks for the passive aggressive 😤 nasty 🤢 comment. Your kids 👨👩👧👦 look very cute. 😭 I know you're mad 😡 but deep down you're really nice and so am I 👁. Sending me passive aggressive Instagram comments isn't going to make life feel better ✌🏽. Maybe a nice message ✉️, one filled with wisdom 🤓 and hunanity 🙆 would get more traction. Have a pleasant evening 🍷. Go chill ❄️ out and watch 👀 the new game of thrones ⚔. It's fab 🎉!
Offered to take me home one night after a few alchoholic beverages down the local pub. Was halfway home when he ripped out a tenderloin steak from the glovebox and told me to massage it so it was tender to cook. Anyways I obliged with this request. A few minutes later he pulled out a small child from the glovebox and again told me to tenderise the meat. I AM NOT TOUCHING A CHILD THIS MAN NEEDS MEDICAL HELP !!
Be very careful what grave you park your vehicle on In future, some families won't ever forgive or forget till they avenge for defiling a loved ones grave.
This guy rearranged the letters on the front of his car to read ‘Randy Lover’, when I asked him why he’s done that, he said it’s mainly because his wife stuck a cucumber in herself and took photos to upload to OneDrive.