up the maccas drive thru eating a banquet wid me homies an 14 year old hoes, spread out over the corsa hoods lookin t h i c c, mis teeq pumpin from de pioneer stereos, when dis twink shows up in his washin machine wiv his arse out of the window obvs tryna rackjackme honiez. but he's all like "urgh.." an there's some stomach noises and then he projectile shits all over the babes. now i ent got no pussi tonite coz of dis batty boy
This fat, geriatric idiot also turns out to be a drink driver! Check out this example of his stellar driving, in the form of him brake checking an hgv (trying to win the Darwin award, perhaps?)
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