I was sleepin in my house when this piece of bull's international cockass ran over my puppy named Burrack Olabama, feed my goldfish poisonous things and exploded my private airplane bombdropper i stole back in vietnam war.
I was walkin in a park, this asshole ran over me, stole my iphone and called the cops. He told them that nowadays kfc is not that tasty cause i rape chickens.
Without any trial i got behind the bars...for 10 years...
On day 12, 3 am, i farted so loud everybody became deaf and died. Easily i escaped, stole a 4x4monstertruck and now i gotta find this asshole!!!
I ran over his pet yacht named Dick Kinkton and forced him to lick mcnuggets. Then he exploded and all ded
Take away his driver license until i fart again
was driving my unicycle when this idiot rear-ended me. luckily for my acrobatic skills, i did a backflip and landed on the roof of his car just before the "accident". he took off at 180 thinking he could escape me easily. hah. i held onto the sides of the car, laying on my belly on the roof. i then ripped the side door open and jumped in, he took out a gun. i disarmed him from firearms training and and through is out the empty door. i then pulled out my machete from my pocket and put it beside his throat. "Pull over.." i whispered. he pulled over, and stared at me. "Are you gonna leave me? We dont need the cops involved. Please I have kids." he stated. "Are those kids aware that their parent is a maniac loose on the road? Answer, and answer fast." i responded. he shook his head. i got out the car and continued my way to mcdonalds.
Hello. The problem with posts like this is that it's words.. and words alone are hard to substantiate. If it's legit fair enough, but it's a wind-up then please take into account someone's job and reputation could be on the line.
Obviously man was linking gyaldem and dah and my G Daniel was supplying me with the heroine that would give me the 'realist high'.Anyways i was on road with the mandem and i see this wasteman driving in circles hitting every don in his way man was terified ya knoe cuh i couldnt get away quickly because of the 'realist high' the yute put me in hospital last week and the doctor said i almost died cuh of him so can anyone tell me where he lives cuh im part of 67 and when i find him this moist yute will get shot down
I was sleepin in my house when this piece of bull's international cockass ran over my puppy named Burrack Olabama, feed my goldfish poisonous things and exploded my private airplane bombdropper i stole back in vietnam war.