As everyone can see below this driver really is poor. We have been trying to locate him without success. Fortunately tonight I saw something really odd. The car was parked in south Manchester entirely covered in doughnuts. Ironic, given that the driver is a doughnut. However, this points to him being an advert for or working for a doughnut company. I will be attending crispy Cream tomorrow to locate him.
I have seen this white Kia outside club Liv. The owners appears to have acquired what he tells everyone is a “pop and bang” remap. Sadly the “pop and bang” can’t be heard so the driver hangs out the window shouting to everyone that he has a pop and bang. I’m not sure it has worked.
I regularly attend sale water park to go sailing. I have seen this driver, a number of times, acting very aggressively whilst getting an ice cream. He always seems to have a young blonde girl with him and they often have the seats totally reclined and the windows steamed up. Without fail, he speeds off in an erratic manner which endangers children in the area. Yob!
I have seen this car outside Ann Summers in deansgate. The drive was very inconsiderate. He parked on the pedestrian crossing. I challenged him and he started shouting very loudly. He said “how the fuck am I meant to load my dildos and gimp masks without parking here”. Shocking.
As everyone can see below this driver really is poor. We have been trying to locate him without success. Fortunately tonight I saw something really odd. The car was parked in south Manchester entirely covered in doughnuts. Ironic, given that the driver is a doughnut. However, this points to him being an advert for or working for a doughnut company. I will be attending crispy Cream tomorrow to locate him.