Blue Vauxhall Astra- We were parked in a space, when some pillock hit the side of our car (Black Mercedes). They didn't stop to apologise, they just drove off. Luckily there's no damage on the car.
Dropped my wife near a Peterborough dentist. Pulled over snd let her out. Nobody around. Was very gently starting to love forward again. Then this pillock in a van coming from behind me comes around me, does a dramatic turn and honk of the horn. No need for it. Didn't park near a bend and no other cars coming the other way. You are a true Briitish Hero, sir for all the non issues I caused you.
Nice man. Thumbs up from me