Blue Vauxhall Astra- We were parked in a space, when some pillock hit the side of our car (Black Mercedes). They didn't stop to apologise, they just drove off. Luckily there's no damage on the car.
Honestly mate, the whole of South Wales could smell what you were smoking while you were driving. Probably explains why you couldn't decide what speed to do.
You're a danger to every single road user. Muppet.
I hope he gets the top spot for this month. What a great man and we need more people like him