This geezer was squaring up to me in a citroen c1 at a traffic light, LOL embarrassing. Your in Ford bro, chill. Your not in a RS3 or an M140i so so relax yourself cuzzy and steady on in your ecoboom, muppet.
In my lane and ended clipping my mirror and smashed it , driven off quickly knowing what she'd done. Your details have been forwarded onto the police for hit and run. See you soon.
Anyone missing a Porsche.... in the back of a skip lorry...