I would report this cabby
He sounds a little unsafe if you ask me
I bet he's a nasty piece of work at home as well
If i could be a fly on the wall in his house
Hi its me again! Just coming by again to say that i've gained even more weight and yet this car survived when i sat on the bonnet! I couldn't be more impressed!
Taxi to the Hospital
A woman flagged down a cab.
"Where to?" the cabbie asked.
"The hospital," the woman answered.
"Where at the hospital?" the cabbie asked.
"Maternity ward." the woman answered.
A determined look crossed the cabbie's face. "Okay, I'll get you there. Don't you worry!" He then floored it and started weaving past cars.
"No no, you don't need to drive so fast," the woman said. "I only work there!"