Hi its me again! Just coming by again to say that i've gained even more weight and yet this car survived when i sat on the bonnet! I couldn't be more impressed!
Stupid lad sat in maccies car park , in his 1.2 corsa , with his shit straight through exhaust, crowded by 14year old's! Almost crashed his car wheel spinning out the car park
Did he actually instruct him to use the lane? I thought these lanes weren't compulsory. Also, what the f*ck was that taxi driver doing at the pinch-point (ref 1:48)? They were awfully close and it was clear you were ahead yet they still under-took.
The driver of this van is a very naughty boy indeed, and should be told off.
Please show him mercy though as he is a gentle soul really, and by far one of the most tender and least painful lovers on the Reading service area circuit, largely down to his miniscule penis and beautifully kept hands.
Myself and the other lads would miss him dearly if he should stop visiting the lorry park :-(
Lots of love,
Big Ron, Stan, Darren & big bear Baz x x x x x x
I was supporting my favorite team crystal palace and i was chanting and then this driver tried to run me over and her grandson was screaming charlton and swore at me
The Ultimate W@***** Machine. Was in such a hurry that he had time to piss about trying to cause an accident. A ban would do everyone a favour.