Older lad with small cock issues. I was driving on a single lane in a 30mph zone with at least 3 speed bumps ahead. Due to my 19" rims and run flat tyres I have to slightly slow down before the bump otherwise it's very unpleasant experience.
Grandpa behind me got angry and tried to overtake me in his french lawnmower called Citroen but couldn't do it...
PRO TIP: Don't overtake other cars with engines 2-3x bigger than yours - you will just look silly.
Anyway on the next traffic lights he started insulting me, spit his chewing gum at me (guess what, it landed on his passenger seat haha). I've just told him to fuck off and learn to drive.
Shame I was in a good mood and couldn't be bothered to speak with wrinkled scrub, but next time I won't be that polite.
Uber Taxi Driver