Apparently it's now fucking legal to drive with bare feet. ginger prick offered me a lift home from work so I accepted. whilst driving, once I noticed his lack of shoes and socks in the car, I screamed and had to tuck and roll from the passenger door.
This guy is so stupid and impressionable he fully believed the give way to the left joke from the Inbetweeners. subsequently I witnessed him approach a roundabout at speed at travel anti-clockwise around it. it was a marvel that nobody was DC.
I was crossing the road when this piece of white trash swerved to try to hit me. He shouted profanities out the window as he did a drive by. I live in a predominantly black neighbourhood and now I fear for all of my neighbours safety because of bigots like him. He called me the n word, the c word, the other n word, the s word and worst of all he called me the j word.
My girlfriend who I’ve been going out with for like a week really likes cars. I don’t know much about cars but she asked me what my favourite car was. The first car that popped into my head was Harrison’s. I said “uh. Toyota Yaris?” She got her bag and left and hasn’t spoken to me in the few weeks since. Fucking Yaris
You need to go left!