PN68 XPHDisgusted of Whitehaven2019-03-28 13:02:20
Yesterday I witnessed this yob flooring it between the lights in heavy traffic (launch control in a traffic jam?!). Further to this, the exhaust was clearly blowing, indicating a fault which is quite frankly embarrassing with a new car. The combination of excessive speed and noise in those conditions stinks of little d*ck energy. Muppet.
I spotted this particular car parked sideways, taking up two disabled spaces, outside of my local cruiser on ‘pint and curry night’ for £5 (bargain). Initially, I believed his disability may be blindness and retardation. However, upon reflection, this could not be the case as he managed to drive here. After parking my own vehicle (correctly might I add), I see a slightly rounded ginger fellow stumble out of the pub with a guiness in one hand and a naan bread in the other. He proceeded to locating his keys within his jacket (not in season) and sat himself in his car. It then became apparent that he was keen to drive his car elsewhere as he started the engine, must have been a problem with the exhaust as it was a lot louder than it should have been. I would like to enlighten the driver that maybe he should get this checked out! I got out of my car to tell him this information, but it became clear that the Honda driver was very drunken and disorderly, slapping who I believe was his girlfriend very nastily. I decided not to report this to the police as he was disabled, and these things can happen from time to time (we’ve all been there).
Teach us lot how to drive bro very awesome driver