Grumpy little tramp driving like a pissed up learner. All over the road swerving around clipping curbs, speeding up and slowing down for no reason.
Sorry to be the one to tell you this pal but that little clown car is basically just scrap metal at this point, get yourself to the nackers yard and start saving your benefits for a big boy car. You'll still be a laughing stock, just in a slightly less shitty ride.
Very poorly looked-after Mini, covered in bird shit and mouldy soft top. She drives like an absolute muppet too: flew through a red light laying on the horn at pedestrians (who had the green light at the time).
Car is often seen dumped on double yellows or across neighbours’s driveways because apparently she’s too self-involved to actually get a parking permit for the street she lives on.
She drives like an absolute fucking muppet. Through a red light, honking at pedestrians trying to cross (who had the green light).
Car is in a really poor state. Often seen dumped on pavements and across a neighbour’s driveway. She doesn’t even live here, she’s just too fucking self-involved to get a parking permit for the street she actually lives on.
If you cant go over speed-bumps normally and have to go in the middle of them even with on coming traffic then it might be time to purchase a new car or not lower your existing one to inconvenience other road users!
The driver of this black SEAT IBIZA showed no regard for safety or other motorists as he pulled out at speed onto the shrimp roundabouts in Morecambe using the wrong indicator and cutting across lanes immediately in front of other motorists.
If all motorists drove as close as this and cut across others there would be crashes every few yards. Good job the other motorists had their wits about them with this idiotic motorist.
What a dozy tart. One of those irritating drivers who goes slow as fuck when the car behind can't overtake because of oncoming traffic and then once it's clear to overtake this idiot then puts their foot down only to then let off as soon as oncoming traffic appears again to block any overtake ... then starts randomly hitting the brakes on a long straight with nothing ahead.
Selfish cunt rolling around a hospital complex aimlessly, straddling 2 lanes, drifting out of lay-bys (that they shouldn't have even entered) in front of ambulances without indicating or checking their mirrors, stopping other traffic from getting where they need to go in a timely fashion.
Grumpy little tramp driving like a pissed up learner. All over the road swerving around clipping curbs, speeding up and slowing down for no reason.
Sorry to be the one to tell you this pal but that little clown car is basically just scrap metal at this point, get yourself to the nackers yard and start saving your benefits for a big boy car. You'll still be a laughing stock, just in a slightly less shitty ride.