I like to sniff the chairs of my work colleuges when they get up. I especially Doreen, as for a 70 year old bird, she is proppa fit apart wetting herself. I like that though. I wip out me 2 incher and knock one out all over the carpet. Banging!
The real love of my life was Harold Shipman. We were cell mates in Wandsworth prison. We used to poke a finger of fudge up each others dirt boxes and then snuggle up and fed each other the fudge.
Those were the days!
RIP Harold my true love ❤️
🚨NONCE ALERT!🚨