Got into a conflict with this driver and it looked like turning ugly, but then he whipped his manhood out. Jesus H. Christ, it was like one of those rolls of pork luncheon meat you see on the deli counter at Morrisons. Like Kojak in a polo-necked sweater. Well, I know when I'm beaten in a willy-waving contest so I slunk off.
Stopped in the middle of the road