In supermarket car park parked less than a centimetre from my boot, so couldn’t open, I also suspect he went into and damaged bumper but I have old car so hard to tell, there were multiple other more suitable spaces, just selfish.
This used to be a Peugeot 406, which my Nan used to give me bitty in. I called my Nan “Stench Trench” due to the fact her dirt box smelt like a London sewer, and when I poked it she would fart. Bitty was the Japanese god of lactation, which I name my car after.
Absolute knobhead