Cannot even.
The kerb separated cycleway.
The double double yellow lines.
The NO WAITING AT ANY TIME sign. Like, right there.
The ample parking all around.
Could be any number of reasons for this. It's the exception to the norm as far as parking goes, right? Then don't fret over it. . sure it's annoying, but it'll be sorted. Unless they've allegedly done anything else??
08:35 Don't move. Get off and stand behind the bike. The moment he approaches tell him to "STAY BACK - THE POLICE ARE GOING TO BE CALLED". Then if he comes forward don't wait - take him down. Hard. He's already committed offenses before he even thinks of laying a hand on you. Arrogant fuck.
Would rather cause an accident than miss their exit. Scum!