Alreeght peeps?
Gotta crimbo special this week init.
I can blow u 4 a fiver.
U can fist me shitter 4 10 notes.
Bum fun is still only £7.50 either way.
If u want me skanky crack addict bird 2 watch she will for a bag of pork scratchings, cider and a scratchie card.
Aint proud, will let any1 dump their load in me or eye can cum up ur fartbox or in ur gob.
Eye ave a large anus and can accommodate upto 6 water melons or 33 lemons.
Eye ave 3 inches of meat to poke ur hole wiv init.
Best banger in town.
If after a 3some let me no as me ma is always up for a good time init.
Call me 07907 485659.
Ave it ladz xmas is cumming..
Amazing how so many people in these video's appear to make little to ZERO effort to slow down in response to what's happening ahead. Well, some of them no doubt have to get those views at any cost..
He was on his way home to bum his sister before their dad got home and got in there before him, their mum watches too ramming a boxing glove up her own stinky fucking minge hole. Dirty.
I am the fat, balding, sexually-inadequate "driver" of this period-stain-coloured shitbox and I would like to confirm that, yes, my penis really is so pathetically miniscule in size that I am routinely forced to use a powerful electron microscope from NASA to even find my teeny tiny little microknob every time I feel the need for a wank. But I'm usually parked opposite the local primary school whenever that happens so at least I can store it in the boot with my binoculars.
"I hope you don't mind.." I hope you DO mind; driving like this is not on. Don't like it tought. Don't drive like a moron trying to intimidate other road users and use your car as a weapon. It's called growing up.
What a cunt!