This was my old friend Geraldine's car i haven't seen her since 2011 since my dear Rob passed away of cancer.
Speaking of mighty Geraldine we once had copious amounts of lesbian sex in the back of this car one night whilst the boys were at the darts! Geraldine kept dropping hints when they got back but Rob was none the wiser! Classic Geraldine. God I miss her flaps...
I first noticed he was driving 10 below the speed limit and very close to the left of the lane. I was not surprised to see him fully immersed with his phone while only looking up every few seconds. I was next to him for nearly a minute before he noticed me looking.
Insecurity is shown in various ways but this bellend takes it to another level. Illegal parking at Rushden lakes and front plate missing on front of micropenis extension. What a twat.
Parkingfirelectruc vehicles whilst charging. Let’s hope that one day you need to charge your vehicle but can’t because of someone just as selfish and inconsiderate as yourself has taken up a space unnecessarily.
Why stop here, there is a layby 20 feet in front.