My car was parked in my garage, still managed to somehow crash into it.
Remains of Seminal Fluids were found at the crash. If you see this man, shoot him
Slowed down for a junction only to be tailgated by this nump ty who doesn't understand how traffic lights work. Slowed down earlier than usual because you were still accelerating towards me when the light was red.
Told him to get back in his car.
Has a special statue in his house in memory of all the dead pedos; it's only a foot tall and every night he rams it up his bottom.
And smiles.