White Ford Transit van (oddly enough).
Shouldn't be allowed on the road. I was overtaking this muppet after he'd squeezed into the gap between me and a fuel tanker. It was a long straight uphill road - and the tanker was slowing down, so I pulled out and started overtaking. I was alongside the van and he just pulled out into me - hit my rear quarter between rear door and wheel arch (really just streaks of white paint, no real metal damage). It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that I had right of way by now - haf my car must have been ahead of him! I stopped further on when it wassafe and he drove straight past me! A three mile chase ensued at the end of which I managed to overtake him and get him to stop. His defence? "I was first in the queue to overtake the truck because I was right behind him, so you should not have overtaken me"!!! Which bit of the Highway Code he extracted that particular nugget from, I don't know; nor did the police when I spoke to them later! I told him he was an idiot. None of this was helped by the loud, foul-mouthed tart hanging out of the passenger side effing and blinding at me. Sadly, he drove off before I could get any photos, but my insurance company are chasing him down.
Arrogant moron