The middle lane of a motorway is for you to overtake any slower cars on the left lane. It is not used for you to sit there for the entirety of a junction, going below the speed limit, overtaking nobody whilst you down a packet of crisps. Your first clue this was wrong should have been in the fact that multiple cars were tailgating and undertaking you. Stupid woman.
This fedex delivery driver is oblivious there is not enough width to overtake a bike on a county lane. He then overtakes then slams on the brakes, gets out and wants to fight!
Has decided that if she is awake, everyone else better damn well be as well. Thanks for the "musical" alarm call.