This driver is a menace. He went to the toilet in the middle of the M5 while the car was still moving. He stuck his arse out of the driver's side window and just let rip.
The owner is a well know thief and nonce.
He steals to order from Lidl.
He once had a whole frozen turkey up his fat box.
He likes putting cotton buds in his jaspseye.
Look at me, big blobby disgrace of a man off in a highway maintenance van with my son for a bit of bumming on the M4