Alreeght peeps?
Gotta crimbo special this week init.
I can blow u 4 a fiver.
U can fist me shitter 4 10 notes.
Bum fun is still only £7.50 either way.
If u want me skanky crack addict bird 2 watch she will for a bag of pork scratchings, cider and a scratchie card.
Aint proud, will let any1 dump their load in me or eye can cum up ur fartbox or in ur gob.
Eye ave a large anus and can accommodate upto 6 water melons or 33 lemons.
Eye ave 3 inches of meat to poke ur hole wiv init.
Best banger in town.
If after a 3some let me no as me ma is always up for a good time init.
Call me 07907 485659.
Ave it ladz xmas is cumming..
Seen in Stirling. Almost crashed into the car in front of him. I had to slam on the brakes! Be careful around this driver. Needs to brush up on his highway code!
This prick is back, gassing away on his phone, blocking visibility at the roundabout. Get a fucking grip you nonce.