Sorry to be the one to tell you this pal but that thing is basically just scrap metal, maybe get it down the nackers yard while it still roles and start saving your pennies for a big boy car.
DPD driver again. How much pressure is DPD putting on their drivers to meet their delivery slot? Low pay+high risk to road users is not welcome, is it?
I think the idea of parent and child parking bays is to park in them when your kid is with you. If they're not then why not park in the other parking bays like regular folk?