My wife Dorothy was returning home from Tescos and she was crossing at the lights when this silly bloke sped up and sent her flying into the bushes and drove off.
What A Bl00dy idiot, i was in the forest at night and this silly tw@ts dark green car smashed my rolls royce front right bumper, just sped off and threw a soft toy at me
You think this is a Joke Jack massey welsh? Being a murderer isnt funny. Turn yourself in mr bump plush Guy you really love that plush do you