look, im not gonna lie, i am a brilliant driver. i have the lord jesus and buddha sat with me in the car and Allah looking down at me, i will never crash, and even if i do, i have enough plastic surgery anyway.
Unbelievable driver, even worse at parking. Just look at it. Just how braindead do you need to be to get out of the car, look at it parked like that, and think "Yeah, that's totally fine".
Reversed into my unattended car and drove off without stopping. Collision noise was so loud that a local shopkeeper came out and wrote down the number.
Damage was caused to my vehicle.
look, im not gonna lie, i am a brilliant driver. i have the lord jesus and buddha sat with me in the car and Allah looking down at me, i will never crash, and even if i do, i have enough plastic surgery anyway.