Well someone's got a bad case of the zoomies haven't they. Get a bit giddy from passing your test? You'll get over it pretty quick once you stack that banger into a tree.
Oi, cock, gonna drive like a cunt then don't do it near me. Nearly side swiped me, risked it all on a roundabout to get ahead, then drops down 15 under the limit. Swerving all over too. What? No time for a wank this morning? Feeling frustrated? Don't take it out on an artic, or you'll never see another wank ever...