Lol who tricked you into buying that monstrosity? It always makes me laugh when I see some tubby little scrubber driving a big white princess edition BMW as aggressively as possible to compensate for the fact it makes him feel like some kind of trophy wife.
If you're that insecure then why rinse your credit on it in the first place? Anyway, from the look of you and your driving I'm guessing it's on PCP so at least you never have to actually admit to properly owning the thing.
Itching to get in front of cars throughout town.
Ends up not reading the signs on the road saying which lane to be in.