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Official local mnemonic: Reading Postal area: Reading
Issued: between march 2015 and august 2015 Black Bmw M135, manufactured in 2015, first registered on 1 April 2015. Cylinder capacity: 2979cc, CO2 emissions: 175 g/km. As of 22 March 2018 this vehicle had done 39,711 miles.
If you intentionally go 40 or more in a 30 zone (35 is bad enough, remember those adverts with the kid with the cracked bones?), you're a twat who needs to be punched in the face and banned from driving.
For some reason the owner of this car has chosen to modify its exhaust system so that it does an impression of a bird-scarer every time he lifts off the accelerator. I'll be honest, I love a popping and banging exhaust when it's done well, but this one has gone so far that it's embarrassing. It's clearly a really desperate, childish attempt to get attention. Newsflash for the owner: absolutely nobody is impressed. Everybody – and I mean *everybody* – thinks it's pathetic. Even your friends. Even those friends who say they like it – they don't really like it. They probably feel a bit sorry for you that you've had to go to such desperate lengths to get noticed in life. And in truth they hate getting lifts with you, too. So have some self-respect and self-awareness and tone it down, yeah? You can get some really nice-sounding exhaust systems for your model of car, y'know.
Oh, and PS: if you keep driving at 40-50mph through 30mph villages in such a conspicuous manner, the busybodies in those villages will campaign to have speed humps installed, which will be a pain in the backside for you and everyone else. So rein it in, please. Save the speed for where the speed bump fanatics can't see you.
Someone really should tell you those lights look disgusting.
Was your dad away on holiday and you took his whip to pimp my ride?
Sort your driving out