Obese driver driving like a plonker. Turned out obese driver was drunk and was desperate to find a toilet. Turned up at McDonalds with shit all around arse and leg and shit ( diarrhoea ) dripping out of trouser leg all over the floor from entrance to the toilets. The drivers seat of the car left running outside was saturated in diarrhoea too. Disgusting behaviour. Feel so sorry for the spotty teenagers having to mop it up. I hope they threw the mop and bucket away after.
I fell off the back and broke my finger, you dickhead.