fella came into my ink studio yesterday asking me to do a life-sized tat of an ibiza on his cock. said you're avin me on mate, you ain't got enough flesh on your old chap for that. but then he undid his poppers and out schlopped this uncontrollable todger, causing around 50 grand worth of damage. threatened to call a dog handler or summink
DG06 AEFput your butt against my butt so we can poo up eachother's butts2018-08-12 23:55:56
you know when you're pounding your girl so hard her pussy starts making those squelchy flatulent noises bread makes when being kneaded? that's what this guy's exhaust sounds like. pffrtt pffrrrt pffrrrt pffrt
I'm walking the dog and this little twink drive-by farted us so hard he shat all over my spaniel. If you see a knackered old Ibiza coming your way with diarrhoea stains down the offside door then DROP EVERYTHING AND RUN, EVEN YOUR DOG
Was having me din dins up Macca's with the honeys when this unknown mong came up to us in a gay 1.0 Ibiza and was all like "ello lads, check this out". So he put his little gaymobile into turbo mode and did a 90mph powerslide through the car park IN REVERSE but overcooked it and ploughed straight through the mcdonald's restaurant. The force of the impact caused a McExplosion, blasting a mushroom cloud of burger related shit over the town. Needless to say this whole debacle is yet to end as I have been scraping clumps of Big Mac off my Corsa's metallic paintwork for the past 3 fucking weeks, and my 14 year old hoes no longer want to hang out with me because of this spaz
Saw this boi rolling in his ibiza, i saw him smirking at my girl so i called him out to race, he got left for dust by my diesel Volvo, then my shiny neons got his girl so wet that she had to go home with me too, i would rate him 9/11
he needs help