This flat cap wearing hows your father apples and pears fuck wit sold me a dvd player that turned out to be nothing more than a small framed photo of ronnie corbett fighting an ostirch in a jock strap .
He then drove of with his lanky mate and hairy boyfriend who was wearing a duffel coat saying he was gong down the nags head for a pint of baby sham and nesquik .
Last seen with some suspect looking inflatable dolls in the back.