Stupid prick wants to start taking photos of peoples cars and trying to get run over then I’ll take a photo of us. Absolute monologue protoplasmic spermoid projection
I was zooming past this foreign looking mutt on the motorway and he was munching to what looked like to me a Spicy number 1 with cheese? There was just a lot of sauce dribbling down his chin, all over his hands and going all over the steering wheel! Get them out!
Prick needs to go to specsavers. Absolute menace.