Stuck behind this joker tonight... not doing more than 5 miles an hour! When I saw his white haired pensioner passenger it all made sense - just another old bastard taking their time without giving two thoughts about everyone else with somewhere to be... I was on my way to do some Christmas shopping! I wound down the window as I passed and shouted to them they were holding up traffic. In his ridiculous red velour tracksuit, the passenger just replied with a “ho ho ho” like it was all just a fucking joke!
I was zooming past this foreign looking mutt on the motorway and he was munching to what looked like to me a Spicy number 1 with cheese? There was just a lot of sauce dribbling down his chin, all over his hands and going all over the steering wheel! Get them out!
Stuck behind this joker tonight... not doing more than 5 miles an hour! When I saw his white haired pensioner passenger it all made sense - just another old bastard taking their time without giving two thoughts about everyone else with somewhere to be... I was on my way to do some Christmas shopping! I wound down the window as I passed and shouted to them they were holding up traffic. In his ridiculous red velour tracksuit, the passenger just replied with a “ho ho ho” like it was all just a fucking joke!