Park next to an Audi R8 thinking, "I'll definitely not get any damage from this side of the car at least as he's likely to care about his car as much as I do". Instead I get a gremlin trying to chip my windscreen, stick chewing gum over his terrible attempt, throw his receipt under the bonnet, and open his door into mine.
The owner is a bit like his registration I guess, attempting to be an SS on the inside, wrapped up in the exterior of a FGT.
Glass houses and all that, if I see this R8 around I'll make sure to return the favour...
Woman driver in Grey Audi reg; F5 FUN, cut up a car in Frien Barnet, nearly crashing into other said car and other vehicle in the area.