Hey up mate, I am the guy that stole your exhaust last week. I am so sorry I have returned it to the parking spot where your normally park as I could not use it on my model of car.
This driver drove his car without a bumper and headlights. The coolant, oil and fuel was leaking all over the road causing me to crash into a lamppost the lamppost fell over and electrocuted me. I am now in hospital with a crushed in chest.
Saw this guy driving a clapped out fabia wannabe boy racer. Think being ginger makes him believe he owns the road