Crazy middle aged woman slammed on her brakes for no reason while in queueing traffic - she was a car's length behind the car in front of her - causing me to slam on my breaks and nearly bump her. She then issued profanities at me while staring in her wing mirror. When traffic freed up and converged into dual carriageway, she moved into the middle of the road and occupied both lanes to deliberately stop me from passing her, while laughing in her mirror. If she continues to drive like that she will become a victim of road rage, no doubt about that.
Knackered-looking Mercedes Kompressor. Driving with no lights on at 0740 this morning, when dark, overcast and slightly foggy. Brake light out. Occupied both lanes at two consecutive junctions and didn't indicate at either. Failed to make progress, doing 2mpg in a 40mph limit on a long straight section of the A23 with nothing in front for half a mile.
And the van still had five months tax and MOT on it. LOL.