It was after a night at the pub that I was strolling (stumbling) home, when out of nowhere I spotted a wild Fox. The Fox clearly had a crack habit and wanted to me to buy some slippers from him in exchange for local currency. This man then drove past and blew his 'anti-crack fox whistle' from his open window and the Fox ran away. Life saver, cheers.
i was waiting at the traffic lights. I heard a vroom and a loud belch. There he was with the seat tipped back, a hand on the steering wheel listening to agadoo doing the actions with his spare hand.i though theres a man who knows how to handle a proton.
I foolishly stepped out in front of this mans car and thanks to his lightning quick reactions, I only suffered slight embarrassment. Even better, was the fact he took the time to make sure I was ok and shared some some of his warm Bovril with me. Thanks Joe. xx
GX59 ACJTristram Snatchworth the 3rd2015-11-24 06:14:30
Even after I tripped and fell into his car and my man hood got stuck in his open drivers window ( snapping my banjo ) he helped me into his can and held me tight all the way to the local hospital, What a guy.
When I saw this man, he was wearing a grey and white striped t-shirt and listening to very loud drum and bass. I really hate drum and bass and didn't much enjoy his dress sense.
A simple frown made him realise this and he immediately took off his clothing and put on BBC Radio 4.
It was after a night at the pub that I was strolling (stumbling) home, when out of nowhere I spotted a wild Fox. The Fox clearly had a crack habit and wanted to me to buy some slippers from him in exchange for local currency. This man then drove past and blew his 'anti-crack fox whistle' from his open window and the Fox ran away. Life saver, cheers.